Tom Leykis often said the same thing on his show.  Of course, if I ever see that, she won’t be doing it for me.  I’m the sort that, no matter what I do, there’s always going to be someone “better” for her.

I’ve seen this many times, and once when I was drinking with some co-workers one of my colleagues(Female) gave me the inside scoop at why they loose the weight or gain it. This was of course before I got married or lived with a girl. So in a sense I was pretty f~~~ing naive.

Ultimately Females know that they’re pretty low on the list for picking the certain type THEY want. So they start to work out, eat healthy, become Gym rats, and just go b~~~~ deep into the whole health food thing. Anyways back to what my former colleague told me, the discussion had come up as to why a certain co-workers wife had gained 50 pounds right after their honey moon.

This girl who lost a s~~~ ton of weight just so that She could fit in her wedding dress. Typical i know, our female colleague said: “she got what she wants, there no reason in staying in shape now”. I was curious at this notion, so i pressed the issue a little further and asked for her to expound on what she meant about “gaining the weight”.

She went on to say

“Women will lose the weight to get a guy, or as much guys as they can get, it’s like a trap, and after they have what they want, the weight will come, now if the marriage goes south, and she finds a lover, you better make damn sure she’ll be back at that gym working off that fat for the next poor sucker to fall for her s~~~”.

I couldn’t believe this was coming out of a Female’s mouth, this was years before I gotten married, years later it made perfect sense because my ex wife did the same thing – as well as a ex girlfriend who was a religious health nut that worked out 5 times a week and seriously had an obsession at whole foods store. When she later moved into my apartment, she started working out less, and eating more. I came home from work all ready to munch of my favorite cookies and creme ice cream I had bought the night before ( and didn’t touch), guess what?, health f~~~ing 5 times a week gym rat ate the entire goddamn thing in ONE SITTING.

I couldn’t f~~~ing believe it, she also gained a good 20 pounds after she moved in.

Like the drunk, compulsive gambler, or drug addict female etc., the female eating disorder (anorexic, bullemic…etc) is one worth learning to recognize so that you can get a head start running from it when you see it coming. They are difficult to detect, even for professionals, because women who have them are such masters at covering them. They can appear normal for a long time, but Godzilla-Crazy is just below the surface. Those rapid weight losses and gains are one of the signs…

I did the same thing after this girl kept trying to play her stupid little “break up/ get back together” games with me – (yes I know it’s mostly my fault for not cutting her psychotic azz loose after the first time). She would text me every month  trying to keep me in her orbit of ex boyfriends,  even tho I had cut off all contact with her. Like a dumb ass I started responding to the texts about a year later.

She tells me how she now goes to church a lot,  is doing non-stop volunteer work and started taking college classes?? WTF.  Of course the volunteer work is for a group that is 95 % male – hmmmm wonder why she chose that group lol. She also said she now exercises like Richard Simmons and even slipped in that she is teaching a Sunday school class. Mind you she was a narcissist label whore who was always snapping selfies, checking facebook,  and instagram just 1 year ago?? Before this she never went to church or even spoke of god, ate whatever she wanted when we went out and was dumb as a rock? but what really got me laughing was the Sunday school teacher crap  (ohhhhh if the little ones parents at the church only knew the truth – lmao). It suddenly hit me that she sounded a little “manic” as in the manic phase of bipolar disorder with all of the crap she suddenly was forcing herself to do?? Very strange??

Maybe something happened in her life, such as a serious accident or the death of a relative, which gave her cause to think about what she was doing before.  However, based on my experiences with women over the years, the likelihood of that actually being the reason is very small.  The best thing is to keep her at a distance and see if it’s genuine.  Remember:  if it’s too good to be true, chances are it is.

Been there, burned by it.