When a gay assumption comes up, I have a stock response:
“Well, I could certainly be gay long enough for YOU to blow me. Who’s first?”

(then watch the expression on their faces)

Agree and amplify. The beauty of them being so conditioned is it’s easy to beat them at their own game. You have that on your side. If an attractive woman suggests it, just say “let’s find out!” and motion her to the bathroom, or tell her to take her t~~~ out, open her mouth and drop to her knees. “You can tell me how gay I am with my b~~~~ on your chin. That would be funny.” It may shock you how many will go for it. Whatever you do, don’t call her again though. Use her like a sperm dump – once. She doesn’t even deserve a repeat. Then she will be forced to accept you don’t want anything to do with her as a person.

You can even amplify it further. “Mind if I film you blowing me with my phone, so I can beat off to it later? That would be hot.”

NOW if she disagrees and backs off, you get to say “What are you, a LESBIAN?” then exit laughing.

More importantly… if you get the “stink eye” it means they hate gays. I call them out on that. When they sling a homo-eqsue epithet which is intended as a hurtful insult, it reveals them as gay-hating. Point it out, right in front of other people. “why do you hate gays so much? You use “gay” as an insult. I thought you were just liberal leftist. But now you’re a bigot.” They panic. I did this at a dinner party and humiliated them just perfectly. It’s great fun.

Be creative. Use your imagination here. They did.

It’s absolutely SICK in this hyper-sexualized society, how people what to know if you’re “gay or straight” before wanting to know anything else about you. They don’t make efforts to find out if you’re kind, trustworthy, honorable, hard-working, how you like to spend your spare time, if your talented, accomplished, how many languages you speak, how many musical instruments you play, or any of your values and interests… they are obsessed with who you’re screwing. Are they really that uninteresting? Say this out loud whenever possible and reduce them to pulp.

<cite>@crazycanuck said:</cite>
Why do you care if anyone thinks you’re gay because you no longer date women? People like to judge others and try to control them. Behind closed door nobody knows what goes on for sure.

I dont care and I dont recall ever saying that I did. Actually I said I find it comical. I was merely posing a question to see if anyone else had experienced the same thing. Also, a little correction. I still would date women. She would just have to be very impressive. I have not sworn females off for the rest of my life.

It’s absolutely SICK in this hyper-sexualized society, how people what to know if you’re “gay or straight” before wanting to know anything else about you. They don’t make efforts to find out if you’re kind, trustworthy, honorable, hard-working, how you like to spend your spare time, if your talented, accomplished, how many languages you speak, how many musical instruments you play, or any of your values and interests… they are obsessed with who you’re screwing. Are they really that uninteresting? Say this out loud whenever possible and reduce them to pulp.

I find it funny how we are always told that it is no ones business if someone is gay or straight because it doesn’t matter, but the minute any celebrity comes out it is all over the news. There could be a story on the live news that the cure for cancer had just been found and all of a sudden we could hear “this is a breaking news alert, we just have confirmed Joseph Gordon Levitt is gay. We now take you live to our celebrity reporter to speculate on how long he has been wanting to come out and what his future gay plans are”. Also even though women love gay guys I feel they only love gay guys when they would have no interest in dating them if they were ever straight. When a woman throws the gay accusations out she is probably upset that she can’t control that man with her vagina she might as well make him look bad.

Why do you care if anyone thinks you’re gay because you no longer date women?

I don’t now, but back in high school I cared because I didn’t want the girls at school to actually think I was gay and I would never get a date. Of course it wouldn’t have mattered too much because I never got any dates back in high school lol.

When a woman throws the gay accusations out she is probably upset that she can’t control that man with her vagina she might as well make him look bad.

No “probably” about it. If she even sniffs that her manipulations will never work, you have to be gay. You just have to be.

@iggythunders

You will get the “gay stink eye” whenever your not with a woman. People always look at the guy by himself as difficult to peg. As soon as you are walking with / talking to / seen getting out of your car with a woman, you have this automatic checkmark , stamp and validation above your head. Without it, they get all nervous and confused and don’t know what to make of it. Is he gay? Is he divorced? Is he available? And the favorite “Whats wrong with him?”. They know men are hard to find so to see one straight off by himself and they think it’s impossible. No woman would allow this. A man on his own? Impossible. Women are perfect. He must be gay.

This thought process shows women to be the most shallow and stupid bipeds ever to roam the earth.

<cite>@mcqueen said:</cite>
No “probably” about it. If she even sniffs that her manipulations will never work, you have to be gay. You just have to be.

Then everyone here must be really really gay lol.