MGTOWand the winner is? – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/feed/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 18:46:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/page/446/#post-20120 <![CDATA[and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/page/446/#post-20120 Fri, 06 Feb 2015 04:27:28 +0000 harpo-my-"SON" A man and a woman had just finished celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary and were heading up to bed for some marital bliss.

On the way up the stairs, the woman glanced at the pictures of their children and thought about how much she loved her life.

Once they got to the bedroom, the man turned off the lights and carried his wife to bed.

Mid-coitus the woman realized that in their twenty years married (and the prior years dating) she had never seen her husband naked. Perplexed by this realization, she used a brief lull in the action to turn the lamp on.

Click!

The man was wearing a strap-on instrument. The two froze, sharing a strangely intimate moment of shock and confusion.

Finally, the man cleared his throat, “I can explain the toy if you can explain the kids.”

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20147 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20147 Fri, 06 Feb 2015 07:10:51 +0000 RoyDal Laugh out loud!!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20187 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20187 Fri, 06 Feb 2015 09:04:20 +0000 Keymaster OK Luigi and Angelina are an Italian couple who’s sex life isn’t going so well.
One day Luigi comes home from work and Angelina says:

“Luigi? Imma gonna give you da sign.
If you wanna have-a sess-a wid me… you squeeze-a my LEFT-a breast-a once.
You NO wanna have-a sess-a wid me… you squeeze-a my RIGHT-a breast-a twice.”

Luigi says:

OK Angelina. I gotta sign-a for YOU.
If you wanna have-a sess-a wid me… you pull on my dick-a ONCE.
You NO wanna have-a sess-a wid me… YOU PULL ON MY DICK SEVENTY-FIVE TIME!!!!

(I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.)

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20189 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20189 Fri, 06 Feb 2015 09:11:30 +0000 BrainPilot little old man and his wife of 75 years are going on a second honeymoon that was anniversary gift from the grandkids…

they finally arrive at swanky hotel room. wife goes into bathroom, changes into slinky neglige like the one she had on original honeymoon. When she comes out of bathroom, she asks husband if he remembers seeing it before.

Husband: Yes dear, I do remember seeing that. You wore that on our first honeymoon 75 years ago.

Wife: And do you remember what you were thinking when you saw it before?

Husband: Yes, I distinctly remember thinking I was going to screw your brains out and suck your t~~~ dry…

Wife: And, what are you thinking right now?

Husband: Well, I’m thinking I did a pretty good job…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20192 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-20192 Fri, 06 Feb 2015 09:21:35 +0000 Ned Trent Great jokes there, lol.

Hey guys, did you read my “story of love and madness” yet, which I discovered the other day..?  (-also under fun stuff-)

If not, feel free to check it out in yer leisure or if you like to cheer up a bit…   (only my 2 cents-like humble hint)

 

Best

Ned T.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-21184 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-21184 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 00:36:42 +0000 BrainPilot Three mice are drinking in a bar, and after a while, they begin to talk a little s~~~ about what bad asses they are the way mice sometimes do when they are in a mouse bar. The first mouse slams down a shot of whiskey, looks around the bar and announces, “When I’m making my rounds, and I find some of that poison laying around, I like to gather it up and take it home with me so I can sprinkle a little in my coffee in the mornings to get myself a nice buzz going before I start my day…”.

Other mice nod in agreement that this mouse is a bad ass…

Second mouse slams down 2 shots of Scotch and announces, “Well…when I’m making my rounds and I find one of those mousetraps, I like to lay down in the trap, kick the trigger with my foot, and then bench press that bar for a while when it comes over… just to work up an appetite for that bait cheese I’m gonna steal…”.

Other mice nod in agreement that this mouse is really a bad ass…

Third mouse sets up three shots of Tequila, slams them all down back to back without even stopping to take a breath in between. Then, he stands up and starts making his way to the door. His friends try to stop him, saying, “Wait up bro’… don’t you want to stay here and drink with us a little while longer…?”.

Third mouse stops, turns to his friends and says, “Nah…I’ma head home and f~~~ the cat…”

😛

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-21203 <![CDATA[Reply To: and the winner is?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/and-the-winner-is/#post-21203 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 01:44:31 +0000 This is a story of a Vermont Inn, The Oldlog Inn..

These two guys were driving along on a dark country road looking for the Inn and ran out of gas, after walking for miles they came upon a fork in the road, they split up and agreed to meet back at the fork in one hour, one guy arrived back at the fork, and waited all night for the other. Morning came and the other guy came back all beat up and limping. When questioned what happened? he answered and said he was walking, and came upon a parked car just off the road, he approached the fogged up and dripping wet side window, and tapped, the window rolled down partly, and he heard a deep voice asking “what do you want?” He asked the driver; ” how far is the old log inn”?

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