Once upon a time a guy met the girl of his dreams and asked her to marry him.  His dream girl said “NO!”, and the guy lived happily ever after.

He camped, he hunted, fished, stayed out late, drove fast cars, owned boats, motorcyles and a DVD collection that would make Sony Pictures jealous, drank beer, whiskey and wine by the barrel, traveled, had many lovers, kept all the money he earned and never had to visit “in-laws”, never attended an ice cream social, a play date or a parent/teacher conference.  He did what he wanted, when he wanted, with whomever he wanted, as often as he wanted, had many lovers, used all the hot water for himself, left towels on the floor, left the toilet seat up, left dishes in the sink, had many lovers, watched violent movies and porn and movies that “objectified women and had many lovers, had a high self esteem, looked great in sweat pants, felt great, was pleasant all the time, was so happy that the Mayo clinic did a field study about him and last but not least, he had many lovers.

The End.